Monthly Archives

September 2016

    Christian strippers & other roommates

    “Hey, could you turn the music down a bit or use headphones instead?”

    It was 3:00am and I craved sleep, but Kristen had other priorities. She had arrived back to our hostel dorm an hour earlier, and had since done nothing but blast r’n’b and scroll through her phone, cackling maniacally at things that must’ve been pretty fucking funny.

    “I actually lost my headphones so I can’t, but I’ll turn it down a bit if you’re trying to sleep, babe.”

    No, I’m just lying on my bottom bunk doing some invoicing. OF COURSE I’M TRYING TO SLEEP, ‘BABE’. Ugh, hostels.

    Continue Reading

  • Why move to London?

    “I don’t understand why anyone would want to move to England, it’s so glum and cold, the people are boring, it’s so crowded and sad. This is the best country, stay.”…

  • JUMP

    I've paid $300 to sit on a stranger's lap. But we aren't in the red light district. We're sitting on the edge of what must be the world's smallest plane. Oh, and…