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    How to camp on a beach & not hate yourself the next day

     

    Camping as an enjoyable activity that people willingly partake in is something I’m starting to suspect is a lie.

    It is often that I see images on Instagram and Pinterest of people camping out on the beach. Picture it: waves splooshing onto the sand, the waning sun peeling dusk over the horizon as people put beers in the hands and grins on their lips. Serene, right?

    WRONG. 

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  • 22 THINGS I ASSUMED TO KNOW BY 22

    When your annual celebration of expulsion from the womb rolls around, it’s deemed a good time to reflect on ~wisdom~ gained. Yet as your age inches upwards, years hurry around the sun increasingly fast…

  • Coping with Green Eyes

    I know there’s some bullshit saying about how all flowers are beautiful even though they’re different, but if flora she’d be a sunflower. I’d be some dandelion with half my wisps…

  • An Optimistic look-back at 2016

    In 100 years humanity - if we're still kicking on - will surely reminisce on 2016 and think "What The Fuck." Trainwreck years have been lived by us all, but if 2016…

  • Sorry it’s been so long

    Dear reader/s, It's been at least two months since I've posted, and I apologise. I'm not sure exactly who I'm apologising to, bar a few loyal friends, but whoever/wherever you are, THANKS…

  • Why move to London?

    “I don’t understand why anyone would want to move to England, it’s so glum and cold, the people are boring, it’s so crowded and sad. This is the best country, stay.”…

  • JUMP

    I've paid $300 to sit on a stranger's lap. But we aren't in the red light district. We're sitting on the edge of what must be the world's smallest plane. Oh, and…

  • Here it goes (again)

    This will be the third introductory post I have published, probably the 400th draft I have envisioned, and it will still be shit. Now I’ve made a promise to myself to…