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  • An Optimistic look-back at 2016

    In 100 years humanity - if we're still kicking on - will surely reminisce on 2016 and think "What The Fuck." Trainwreck years have been lived by us all, but if 2016…

  • Christmas Eve in London: A Photoset

    Christmas is a busy, materialistic, loud period that reminds you who you do and do not have in your life. The ads featuring glowing, overly-saturated families having civilized inter-generational conversation across excessively…

  • SURVIVING SOLO IN A FOREIGN DESTINATION

    You've just touched down in Destination of Choice, and you're alone. Dragging your luggage off the plane / bus / train / tuk tuk, you stare out into the foreign chaos and…

  • AIRPLANE ANXIETY: A thought process

    3:45 pm, 6 hours into the flight: *Asks for water when the air hostess comes round. She gives me a tiny cup of ice, with naught but a dribble of H2O.…

  • Sorry it’s been so long

    Dear reader/s, It's been at least two months since I've posted, and I apologise. I'm not sure exactly who I'm apologising to, bar a few loyal friends, but whoever/wherever you are, THANKS…

  • Christian strippers & other roommates

    "Wow cool! What's your novel about?" Her eyes widened with passion. She had been waiting to be asked. "It's called 'Confessions of a Christian Stripper'. It's based on my life."…

  • Why move to London?

    “I don’t understand why anyone would want to move to England, it’s so glum and cold, the people are boring, it’s so crowded and sad. This is the best country, stay.”…

  • JUMP

    I've paid $300 to sit on a stranger's lap. But we aren't in the red light district. We're sitting on the edge of what must be the world's smallest plane. Oh, and…

  • Travel snobbery

    I used to be a travel snob. I'm so sorry. I used to look at people departing on cruises and pity them, what misguided souls would waste their time and…